Поставь Денвер и не мучайся.

Добавь в httpd.conf :
Addtype application/x-httpd-php .html .php
Action application/x-httpd-php "/php/php.exe"
ScriptAlias /php/ "C:/местонахождение php.exe"

Да все это есть, проверял-перепроверял.

ServerRoot "E:/URL/Apache2.2"
Listen 80
LoadModule actions_module modules/mod_actions.so
LoadModule alias_module modules/mod_alias.so
LoadModule asis_module modules/mod_asis.so
LoadModule auth_basic_module modules/mod_auth_basic.so
LoadModule authn_default_module modules/mod_authn_default.so
LoadModule authn_file_module modules/mod_authn_file.so
LoadModule authz_default_module modules/mod_authz_default.so
LoadModule authz_groupfile_module modules/mod_authz_groupfile.so
LoadModule authz_host_module modules/mod_authz_host.so
LoadModule authz_user_module modules/mod_authz_user.so
LoadModule autoindex_module modules/mod_autoindex.so
LoadModule cgi_module modules/mod_cgi.so
LoadModule dir_module modules/mod_dir.so
LoadModule env_module modules/mod_env.so
LoadModule include_module modules/mod_include.so
LoadModule isapi_module modules/mod_isapi.so
LoadModule log_config_module modules/mod_log_config.so
LoadModule mime_module modules/mod_mime.so
LoadModule negotiation_module modules/mod_negotiation.so
LoadModule setenvif_module modules/mod_setenvif.so
LoadModule php5_module "E:/URL/PHP/php5apache2_2.dll"
<IfModule !mpm_netware_module>
<IfModule !mpm_winnt_module>
User daemon
Group daemon

</IfModule>
</IfModule>
ServerAdmin webmaster@family.com
ServerName localhost:80
DocumentRoot "E:/URL/Apache2.2/htdocs"
<Directory />
Options FollowSymLinks
AllowOverride None
Order deny,allow
Deny from all
</Directory>
<Directory "E:/URL/Apache2.2/htdocs">
Options Indexes FollowSymLinks
AllowOverride None
Order allow,deny
Allow from all
</Directory>
<IfModule dir_module>
DirectoryIndex index.shtml index.shtm index.html index.htm index.php index.php5
</IfModule>
PHPIniDir "E:\URL\PHP\"
<FilesMatch "^\.ht">
Order allow,deny
Deny from all
Satisfy All
</FilesMatch>
ErrorLog "logs/error.log"
LogLevel warn
<IfModule log_config_module>
LogFormat "%h %l %u %t \"%r\" %>s %b \"%{Referer}i\" \"%{User-Agent}i\"" combined
LogFormat "%h %l %u %t \"%r\" %>s %b" common
<IfModule logio_module>
LogFormat "%h %l %u %t \"%r\" %>s %b \"%{Referer}i\" \"%{User-Agent}i\" %I %O" combinedio
</IfModule>
CustomLog "logs/access.log" common
Alias /manual "E:/URL/Apache2.2/manual"
<Directory "E:/URL/Apache2.2/manual">
Options Indexes FollowSymLinks MultiViews IncludesNoExec
AddOutputFilter Includes html
AllowOverride None
Order allow,deny
Allow from all
</Directory>
</IfModule>

<IfModule alias_module>
ScriptAlias /cgi-bin/ "E:/URL/Apache2.2/cgi-bin/"
</IfModule>
<Directory "E:/URL/Apache2.2/cgi-bin">
AllowOverride None
Options ExecCGI
Order allow,deny
Allow from all
</Directory>
AddDefaultCharset WINDOWS-1251
DefaultType text/plain

<IfModule mime_module>
TypesConfig conf/mime.types
AddType application/x-compress .Z
AddType application/x-gzip .gz .tgz
AddType text/html .shtml .shtm .html .htm
AddOutputFilter INCLUDES .shtml .shtm .html .htm
</IfModule>
AddType application/x-httpd-php .php .phtml
ScriptAlias /_php/ "E:/URL/PHP/"
Action application/x-httpd-php "_php/php.exe"
<IfModule ssl_module>
SSLRandomSeed startup builtin
SSLRandomSeed connect builtin
</IfModule>

Может быть в другом месте засунул (скажем под if). Сейчас попробую все сделать по-чистой. Если не получится, снесу все и поставлю Денвер. Спасибо.

нее ставь апач, денвер будешь ставить тогда когда научишься ставить LAMP вручную )

да не фига по этой ссылке для чайников нет или слишком запущено

пропиши в корневой папке проекта в .htaccess

php_flag engine on

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